The One with the Quote of the Day

The Evans' bought me a "The Office" perpetual calendar for Christmas last year. Every day I get my dose of hilarious Office quotes. Over the weekend my all-time-favorite quote came up:

I don't talk trash. I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical. Like, "Your mom is so fat she could eat the Internet." But smack talk is happening right now. Like, "You're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cause I got the evidence right there."

-Kelly Kapoor

I found the clip of this moment on YouTube, but embedding has been disabled so you actually have to go to YouTube to watch it. Here is the link.

LOL. ROFL. HAHA. :)