Is that dry old blood on our kitchen ceiling?
Nope. That would be pre-natal vitamin juice... Of all things.
It's a funny story: The day I found out I was pregnant I asked Chris to run to the store to get me some pre-natal vitamins. But I forgot to tell him that I can't swallow pills that are bigger than a quarter inch or so. Chris came home with these giant liquid horse pills and I took one look at them and said, uh uh, no way, ain't gonna happen in a million years. So we tried to get creative. I thought maybe we could cut them in half and I'd swallow the halves one at a time. We went into the kitchen, laid down a paper towel, put the pill on top, and grabbed a knife. As soon as Chris cut into the pill the dark red juice inside squirted all the way up onto the ceiling. And we have pretty high ceilings! It was very dark red and looked like blood and completely stained wherever it touched. No one has noticed so far...but I'm sure the next tenants will wonder what happened...
Nope. That would be pre-natal vitamin juice... Of all things.
It's a funny story: The day I found out I was pregnant I asked Chris to run to the store to get me some pre-natal vitamins. But I forgot to tell him that I can't swallow pills that are bigger than a quarter inch or so. Chris came home with these giant liquid horse pills and I took one look at them and said, uh uh, no way, ain't gonna happen in a million years. So we tried to get creative. I thought maybe we could cut them in half and I'd swallow the halves one at a time. We went into the kitchen, laid down a paper towel, put the pill on top, and grabbed a knife. As soon as Chris cut into the pill the dark red juice inside squirted all the way up onto the ceiling. And we have pretty high ceilings! It was very dark red and looked like blood and completely stained wherever it touched. No one has noticed so far...but I'm sure the next tenants will wonder what happened...
hahaha. you crack me up. i'm the SAME way. I had to take 2 flintstones vitamins for the first half because i couldn't swallow them. Thank goodness for flintstones :)
ReplyDeleteTHATS pretty funny! I was hoping it want vomit!! ha ha
ReplyDeleteI was hoping it wasn't vomit!
ReplyDeletegreat story. i wonder if they have a supplement powder or liquid. best of luck with the pregnacy.
ReplyDeleteThat is SO funny and crazy! LOL! You're making me worried about getting sick from PreNatal vitamins! LOL. A few of my friends have gotten sick from them... Hmmm. Maybe it's really good that i take lots of vitamins now. :-D
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